Freakisms:

“Go to Hell!”

“Hey! Do I care?”

“What the FUCK is this about?”

“I trust me.”

“BUUULLLshit!”

“Fucken ‘a’!”

“Hey! FUCK you!”

“What? STOOooooooopid!”

“Hey! That’s not my responsibility!”

“ShuuuuUUUTUP!”

From the Movie “Blade”:

“Some mutha’fucka’s always trying to ice skate uphill.”

Variations on a theme: “Piece of shit.”

“Goddamn piece of shit!”

“Why you piece of shit!”

“PIECE of SHIT!”

“Fuckin’ piece of shit!”

“What a piece of shit!”

“That’s a piece of shit!”

“You’re a piece of shit!”

The lyrics to a melody:

“Bringing in the sheaths! BRINGING IN THE SHEATHS!”

“You’re a retard, You’re a RETARD!”

“Do-do-dode-do-do-do-do-da-da-do-do-dode-do-do-do-do!” (The circus theme . . . usually done while dancing with some fancy maneuver with the feet)

(Munches like a cow on lettuce)

And now, the most famous of all Alextrevelien quotes – the most used and most attributed to the character of Alextrevelien himself . . .